Still getting my ass kicked by the cutest enemies you’ll ever play against. This is where I started my journey with the game and I’ve been jumping in and out, knowing I would sit down and play properly once it landed on PS4. Good luck out there, folks.ĭeveloped by Pixile, Super Animal Royale had a long life on Steam Early Access after landing on the service in December 2020 before arriving in Xbox Game Preview on June 1st. The game has precisely no tutorial so you’re on your own as soon as you land. Super Animal Royale is what would happen is Nintendo threw a 100 player map into Animal Crossing and whilst you can’t necessarily be bad at that game, you can easily suck at Animal Royale and there’s no getting around the simple fact that the first few games you’re going to get immediately shot in your pretty tiger face when all you want to do is attempt to learn the basics of the controls and health system (it starts at 25 and you have to build it up to 200 for a ‘full’ health bar). The closest I’ve got to a Victory is around 6th, and that’s me probably cowering upon landing in a relatively quiet area, silently in the corner awaiting certain death. We can kick off with the whole ‘game journalists’ are rubbish at games all you like on your various forums and have a laugh about it, but I’m just being straight with you, as I always am. The problem is, they’re all better than me. Super Animal Royale has transformed me into a bloodthirsty predator of the wild, scouring for prey. I’m gonna find that damn cat and shoot a couple hundred rounds into its stupidly cute face. There’s PTSD shooting through my veins as I tear it across the latest Royale island I’ve found myself obsessively wanting to improve on. I thought I’d get this out at the top to save myself having to explain the sheer amount of times I’ve landed on the island only to be immediately murdered by a cat that looks suspiciously like my childhood pet that would jump on me whilst I slept in an attempt to probably scratch my eyes out. It’s terribly cute, is it terribly good? Super Animal Royale – The Finger Guns Review. The furriest of all the Royales lands on PlayStation.

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